Crash Alert!!

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My 2021 S has 2,700 miles on it. When I drove it today, about five minutes down the road all the proximity warnings went off. Apparently I was about to hit all sorts of things in every direction. Forward collision, blind spot warning, lane assist, and the Master Warning light. Lane Assist button had no affect. Turned it off and when I started it again all the warnings went off a few minutes in. I guess if it continues I'll need to take it in. The more stuff you have on a car the more there is to go wrong!

 

[DarkMossJustin]

My 2021 S has 2,700 miles on it. When I drove it today, about five minutes down the road all the proximity warnings went off. Apparently I was about to hit all sorts of things in every direction. Forward collision, blind spot warning, lane assist, and the Master Warning light. Lane Assist button had no affect. Turned it off and when I started it again all the warnings went off a few minutes in. I guess if it continues I'll need to take it in. The more stuff you have on a car the more there is to go wrong!

Is it freezing where you live?

When I ran my trusty Telly into a pretty deep field of snow (on the exposed portion of Harvey's Hotel & Casino Parking Structure, Stateline, Nevada), and got her temporarily stuck surrounded by snow, I eventually reversed out but some frozen ice got stuck around the front sensors and no amount of loud music would drown out the beeping until I got out of my car and chipped away at the ice like Michelangelo with a block of marble, only I didn't produce anything of artistic or historical value, unless y'all consider my adventures testing, pushing, and drifting my amazing stock AWD Dark Moss Dune Brown SX-P/T 2021 Telly around the snowy parking lots of Nevada and CA a part of living history

BTW, she went up to 125 mph yesterday on the 46 between I-5 and Paso Robles. I could have kept flooring it but let off before any more acceleration could occur.

 

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Is it freezing where you live?

When I ran my trusty Telly into a pretty deep field of snow (on the exposed portion of Harvey's Hotel & Casino Parking Structure, Stateline, Nevada), and got her temporarily stuck surrounded by snow, I eventually reversed out but some frozen ice got stuck around the front sensors and no amount of loud music would drown out the beeping until I got out of my car and chipped away at the ice like Michelangelo with a block of marble, only I didn't produce anything of artistic or historical value, unless y'all consider my adventures testing, pushing, and drifting my amazing stock AWD Dark Moss Dune Brown SX-P/T 2021 Telly around the snowy parking lots of Nevada and CA a part of living history

BTW, she went up to 125 mph yesterday on the 46 between I-5 and Paso Robles. I could have kept flooring it but let off before any more acceleration could occur.

Not that cold any more. The snow we had is melted, roads were clear, car's been washed since then.

 

[DarkMossJustin]

Not that cold any more. The snow we had is melted, roads were clear, car's been washed since then.

Take that thing straight to the dealership service department then and have them check it out

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[blitt]

My 2021 S has 2,700 miles on it. When I drove it today, about five minutes down the road all the proximity warnings went off. Apparently I was about to hit all sorts of things in every direction. Forward collision, blind spot warning, lane assist, and the Master Warning light. Lane Assist button had no affect. Turned it off and when I started it again all the warnings went off a few minutes in. I guess if it continues I'll need to take it in. The more stuff you have on a car the more there is to go wrong!

Yes....unfortunately!

 

[Frankie Knuckles]

Is it freezing where you live?

When I ran my trusty Telly into a pretty deep field of snow (on the exposed portion of Harvey's Hotel & Casino Parking Structure, Stateline, Nevada), and got her temporarily stuck surrounded by snow, I eventually reversed out but some frozen ice got stuck around the front sensors and no amount of loud music would drown out the beeping until I got out of my car and chipped away at the ice like Michelangelo with a block of marble, only I didn't produce anything of artistic or historical value, unless y'all consider my adventures testing, pushing, and drifting my amazing stock AWD Dark Moss Dune Brown SX-P/T 2021 Telly around the snowy parking lots of Nevada and CA a part of living history

BTW, she went up to 125 mph yesterday on the 46 between I-5 and Paso Robles. I could have kept flooring it but let off before any more acceleration could occur.

The bigger question is did you win at the casino?

 

[DarkMossJustin]

The bigger question is did you win at the casino?

This was 6:00 AM in the morning. I had just had a coffee, breakfast and a greyhound at the Lucky Beaver hamburger restaurant/bar I was going to roulette but they wanted a minimum $100 in chips buy-in so I skipped the tables, took a nice long walk across the state line all the way to California and all the way back to Nevada

Then I bought some $60 Heavenly Tahoe-branded sweat pants (total rip-off) but I was cold and was dumb enough to drive up to the mountains in shorts and just a 32degree base layer I got from Costco.

Then I went back to the parking structure and drove my Telly from the covered parking area into the snow field and got meself stuck for about a minute or two before I gunned it in reverse until wheels got traction and I extricated myself from that wall of snow.

I should have taken a photo of the custom Telly-sized “parking space” I created for Harvey’s haha

 

[Frankie Knuckles]

This was 6:00 AM in the morning. I had just had a coffee, breakfast and a greyhound at the Lucky Beaver hamburger restaurant/bar I was going to roulette but they wanted a minimum $100 in chips buy-in so I skipped the tables, took a nice long walk across the state line all the way to California and all the way back to Nevada

Then I bought some $60 Heavenly Tahoe-branded sweat pants (total rip-off) but I was cold and was dumb enough to drive up to the mountains in shorts and just a 32degree base layer I got from Costco.

Then I went back to the parking structure and drove my Telly from the covered parking area into the snow field and got meself stuck for about a minute or two before I gunned it in reverse until wheels got traction and I extricated myself from that wall of snow.

I should have taken a photo of the custom Telly-sized “parking space” I created for Harvey’s haha

I love playing Texas Hold em.

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[DarkMossJustin]

I love playing Texas Hold em.

I wise man once sang: “You gotta know when to hold em..”

You know the rest.

I love all poker games because while I didn’t want to spend $100 minimum for chips that morning, I do have “a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people” who think they can beat me at poker

Enough song and movie quotes for me. Done for the evening.