So, after waiting all day, the "vetted" Telluride had arrived and was awaiting me to test drive. I was assured by the manager and sales guy it was thoroughly shaken down and "good to go." They reportedly had it up to 90MPH with no issues.
This truck had 80 miles on it when I got in it.
I got on the parkway and at first, no vibration at the magical numbers, BUT there was a faint hum. This hum was present on two entirely different roadways and faded (initially) at speeds below 50MPH.
I drove the truck about 30 miles. During this drive, the dreaded vibration started up and then got much worse the more I drove.
This vibration was most noticeable 67-73MPH and present above 80MPH. It then was becoming noticable from 55MPH on up.
I drove back to the dealer. I explained to both my sales guy and the owner what occurred.
The sales guy then drove it with me in the passenger seat. He noticed it and said, "I would never buy this, let alone sell one with this problem!"
There is truly a major defect with the AWD version, regardless of trim level (or if it's a Pallisade). I think other folks who own these and not had the problem either have not driven at interstate speeds yet or just think the noise and vibration is normal for the vehicle.
I left the dealer tonight with the loaner Sorrento (barf). The owner said he will call his Kia corporate rep Monday, advise him they now have AT LEAST four bad Tellurides sitting, unsellable (they have several others they need to check out. Maybe I should do it for them!), in their lot. He assured me he'll make things right for my wife and for our troubles. That's if Kia comes up with a fix NOW, he puts us in another vehicle entirely (he has a mint 2018 Expedition on the lot) or just cancels the sale and refunds us our money.
The owner and service manager are following this thread now.
Monday is do or die for the Telluride for us. We've been more than patient. So much stress and inconvenience (ruined my vacation dealing with this). Even if they fix it, this truck won't inspire confidence in its reliability.
I'll be sure to contact Kia customer service, the better business bureau (re: Kia, not the dealer, as they are stuck in the middle of this and trying to get a solution) and, Consumer Reports NHTSA...
Until Monday...