I was wrong

[DarkMossJustin]

I'm sorry Tom Kearns.

I'm sorry Kia Motors America.

I've been shown the way to total enlightenment.

I fell in love with a Subaru Outback Driver last night.

When she didn't check the adjacent lane and cut me off last night on the 101-S launching even more rocks at my Telly's poor windshield, I was instantly smitten.

Why fight the rising tide?

Subaru Outbacks are the way to go.

Forget paying attention to lane changes ever again.

Screw other cars on the road.

Everyone gets out of the way for the Outback, best looking car on the road !!!

The more stickers on the back of the Outback, the better the driver !!!

Science proves it.

Data doesn't lie.

Live it.

Love it.

6 DOLLAR GAS, PRINCE GAVIN FOREVER, AND SUBARU OUTBACKS FOR LIFE Y'ALL !!

#OUTBACKONTRACK

Happy April Fool's Day !!

Happy Poisson d'Avril for the Francophones !!

AWD V6 Dark Moss + Chrome Accents + + Sport Mode + Got Borla forever !!

Hell yeah, it's a Kia Telluride.

Eat my dust !!

*Outback drivers... please see my other posts to feel the love!

 

[ashuride]

if the telly or subie doesn’t workout, just get a honda pilot

 

[TellyTubby]

You sure do post a lot of negative comments about Subaru on here, seems personal. Can you show us on the doll where Subaru hurt you?

 

[Tellthemride]

I see what you did there.

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[DarkMossJustin]

You sure do post a lot of negative comments about Subaru on here, seems personal. Can you show us on the doll where Subaru hurt you?

@TellyTubby:



I can do better than that.

I can show you the exact spot of the exact crack in the windshield

I’ll need a dash cam for my next trip to the mountains so y’all can see exactly why I need Sounds of Nature as well as my amazing Telluride playlist 🏔